£3500?

That's the first christmas cracker joke I've seen this year.

£3,500

But it is a "sporty stunner"...........

What has happened to the gearstick? Are all 16v's that stubby, or has that handiwork included a hacksaw?



Good to see it's been tested prior to purchase.

hahahahahahahahahaha...hahahahahahahaha

IS this the one that was on ebay for ages, 3.5k, I like his/her's style!

Edit,
Turned back to normal, remove spoiler, take of wheels and punt the normal one's back on. Put the badges back on the pillers.....It could make a very nice original 16v with low miles, If any of the description is to be beleved

I like the spoiler, it sort of adds nothing to the car

Might be worth going to see purely as her nickname is fitlouise

I love how its described as 'beefy sounding' then towards the end of the advert it says:

"Exhaust part needs fitting"

Could explain the noise.

Where the hell is the golden flaky paintwork? Its a bog-standard broomer?

i want that spoiler!!!

then i can fit in with all the chavs in the world!!!

Under the rear arch,its called rust.

I'm fairly certain I've driven past this car and it was the only time I didn't flash my lights or wave...am I in trouble?

Aaaaarrgghhh!! That spoiler!

they're called spoilers for a reason - maybe not what they had in mind on that though...

Is there a steam iron in the boot?

A diamond in the rough

thought it was one of your new mods you had done!

MMMMMm turkey......

Is this the chav boy racer coupe owner thing some of you are talking about???

What's the story with the side indicators. They're triangular

That car is pooh.....

Runny pooh.....

To be fair, I'm avoiding chucking stones on this one, people in glass houses and all that

That person has milked the word "sporty" what??! is she a middle aged woman going through a crisis or something!!

Well he's called Louise, so you're probably right.

Hmmm, tasty car.

this was on ebay for ages, like the spoiler blends in with the coupes

None of you picked up that the cam-belt's broken? Shame on you!

Looks awful Sorry to say but seeing things like this puts me off coops

Indeed sir Neil, you are quite correct as always. That will be expecting a bottom end rebuild just about...........squeal...now

I wouldn't get your hopes up, I've seen her description of the car!

In all honestly, stick a set of OEM 16v wheels on her, replace the bootlid with a non washing board edition, give it a clean, rebuild the bottom end
And you have got your self a clean original 16v in quite possibly the best colour at (to be confirmed) very low mileage for the year

As to the price? I would not pay that for a chaved 16v, BUT there is mileage in saying these are getting rare and will one day, in a galaxy far far away be collectable. for the effort in taking this one back to OEM its possable some one may deam it worth wile......but at 3.5k that some one isnt going to be me

But if it's had some tacky gold glitter respray then it's never going to be have an OEM look without another respray.