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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1667706
25/09/2023 16:53
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I don't remember if I've told you this before, Pope Francis really really likes cats.
To such an extent, he's become a catoholic.

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1667707
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Oddly he wears a dog collar.


BumbleBee carer smile
Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1667710
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I've got a picture of him on my mouse mat.

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1668835
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The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple-all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine-they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked,
"What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered,
"My turn for the Teeth."


16VT and X1/9 1500

We must all do our part for the planet.
I unplugged a row of electric cars that nobody was using.
Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1668840
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Shit

Just burst my stitches open

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1669734
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Ive taken the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm. Well, the loud beeping noise was giving me a headache, making me dizzy and feel sick.

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1670020
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An elephant walked up to a man on a nudist beach and asked, 'How do you eat with that?


16VT and X1/9 1500

We must all do our part for the planet.
I unplugged a row of electric cars that nobody was using.
Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1670137
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Do the Durham Wasps have a B team ?

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1671205
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I keep hearing dogs barking.

I think that I have Rin Tin Tinnitus

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1671206
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I keep hearing dogs barking.

I think that I have Rin Tin Tinnitus

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1671212
10/04/2024 08:31
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What do you call a T-Rex that sells guns?

A small arms dealer


Originally Posted by Jonny - After being taken out at Spa
Your car is Usain Bolt with wellies
Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1671230
10/04/2024 21:51
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A middlesbrough story.
Does it work where you live ?

Chap walks into Beaverbrooks and says that he wants to buy a crucifix necklace for his girlfriend.

The bimbo behind the counter starts to open a drawer and asks,
Do you want a plain one, or one with the little man on ?

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1671262
13/04/2024 12:58
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What do you call a man with no shins?

To-Knee

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1672255
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Confucious says Man who cooks carrots and pees in same pot is unhygienic.

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1672806
08/07/2024 15:58
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How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon sandwich?

Just one... if no-one is watching laugh


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1672811
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Ooof

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