He's very polite and well spoken Dave, must be genuine

Different part of the world this morning.

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Bonjour,
Je vous prie de bien vouloir m'excuser pour cette intrusion qui peut paraître surprenante à première vue, d'autant qu'il n'existe aucune relation entre nous. Cela vous semblera un peu suspect bien vrai que vous ne me connaissez pas et que je ne vous connais pas. Mais la grâce de Dieu m'a dirigé vers vous.Je voudrais avec votre accord vous présenter ma situation et vous proposer une affaire qui pourrait vous intéresser.Je reste dans l'attente urgente de vous lire pour mieux vous expliquez. Pour raison de confidentialité il est préférable qu'on en discute par mail. Alors n'hésitez pas si le cœyour vous en dit de me contacter. E-mail: louiseprouvost1@gmail.com
Merci Bien fraternellement en Dieu !

Louise PROUVOST

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Hello,
Please excuse me for this intrusion may seem surprising at first , especially since there is no relationship between us. This will seem a little suspect true that you do not know me and I do not know you . But the grace of God directed me to vous.Je would agree with your present my situation and offer you a deal that you could intéresser.Je remains in urgent waiting to read you better you explain . For confidentiality reasons it is better that we discussed via email. So please if your heart tells you to contact me. E -mail: louiseprouvost1@gmail.com
Fraternally thank you God !

Louise PROUVOST

Hello My Dear Friend,

Please accept my apologies I do not want to invade your privacy, I
wrote earlier mail to you, but no answer, in my first post I told you
about my late client Engr.Victor, I received several letters from the
bank, where he made a deposit of $5.3 million you.S.D before his death,
the bank asked me to provide his next of kin or any of his relatives,
who may make his claim to the funds,otherwise it will be confiscated
by the bank because I could not locate any of his relatives hence I
contacted you for this claim, since you have the same last name with
him. After your reply I shall give you the details and procedures of
the transaction.

You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this mail for
further information. Please I advice you to kindly contact me on my
direct email address; barrpaulcollins@gmail.com

Waiting for your reply.

Regards,
Barrister Paul Collins Esq.

Dear Good friend,
I bid you greetings. I have a business that could be brought your way but the details shall be given when you confirm the receipt of this email.
Thanks.
Regards,
Mr.Ernest Ayo.
My Contact +22899302360
Private Email |
ernest_ayo@outlook.com

Hope this email meets you in good health as i bring a DEAL proposal to you, my name is Mr. VA Von working with a reputable bank in Asia as the branch manager. There is a late customer account in my branch which has a substantial deposit before the death of the owner in 2008. We have made series effort to locate the deceased relatives but all failed, i am seeking for your indulgence to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you both share same similar name, after successful transfer of the fund to your account we share equal ratio of 50/50. If interested reply back for more details.

Regards,

VA Von

So I wonder what his client's name is - Mr Urbancruising?

German now as well

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Hallo liebe,

Bei allem Respekt, ich schreibe diese Mail an Sie mit schweren Tränen in den
Augen und große Trauer in meinem Herzen. Mein Name ist Frau Shada Adolfo und ich
mit Schweizer Botschaft arbeitete. Ich verheiratet seit 20 Jahren ohne Kind und meine einzige
Mann starb nach einer kurzen Krankheit, die nur wenige Tage dauerte. ich
wieder zu heiraten oder ein Kind außerhalb meines Ehe Hause entschieden, keine
die er gegen. Ich legte die Summe von $ 3 Millionen USD mit einem
der Banken. Vor kurzem mein Arzt mir bestätigt, dass ich es ernst haben
Krankheit, die Krebs Problem. Derjenige, der mich am meisten stört ist mein
Schlaganfall Krankheit. Haven mein Zustand gewusst, dass ich beschlossen, diese zu spenden
Geld für einen guten individuellen, Institutionen oder Organisationen, die werden
verwenden, um die Art und Weise dieses Geld, das ich weiter anweisen werde.
Bitte informieren Sie mich wieder am ehesten, wenn Sie für weitere Details interessiert sind.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen.
bleiben Sie gesegnet

Hello Love,

With all due respect, I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears in
Eyes and great sorrow in my heart. My name is Mrs. Shada Adolfo and I
worked with Swiss Embassy. I have been married for 20 years without a child and my only
Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for a few days. I
to remarry or child decided outside my marriage home, no
he faces. I put the sum of USD $ 3 million with a
the banks. Recently my doctor confirmed that I have serious
Disease, the cancer problem. Anyone who disturbs me most is my
Stroke disease. Haven my condition known that I decided to donate this
Money for a good individual, institutions or organizations which are
use to the way this money that I will continue to instruct.
Please inform me again most likely, if you are interested for more details.
Best regards.
stay blessed

Dear Bugs,
I’m sending this mail to you believing you are a highly respected personality. I am Advocate from Benin Republic West Africa the personal attorney to Late Mr. George Bugs, a citizen of your country and a gold merchant reside in Benin Republic. On July 31st, 2010, my client died as a result of lung cancer without a will, He had an account valued 10.2 Million dollars, I want you to stand as the NEXT of Kin to my late client so that this money will be transferred into your account and thereafter We shall divide it 50% to me and 50% to you I will provide all necessary legal documents that can be required by the bank to stand in any claim. All I need from you is your honest cooperation and trust to enable us seeing this deal through. I will need your personal data such as: Your Full Name and Address, Your Age, Occupation and Telephone Number for further communication, Contact me for more details.
Best Regards,
Mr. Dieudonne M. Assogba.

Very funny, especially the fact he's been replying to them for 3 years

One love

Wasn't Steven Banny the Incredible Hulk?

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From: Mr.Steven Banny.
Add: Abidjan, Cote d’Ivoire.


Hello,

My name is Mr.Steven Banny the principal treasury officer with one of
the prime banks in Cote d’Ivoire. I have decided to contact you through
this medium based on a business proposal, which will be of mutual
benefit to both of us. I discovered your email through comprehensive web
email search on directory so I decided to contact you. I know this might
sound like scam to you because of a lot of activities going on in the
internet today. But I assure you that this is real.


I am the personal accounts manager to one of our late client, a national
of your country, who used to work with an oil servicing company here in
Cote d’Ivoire, the late client made a numbered time (fixed) deposited
for twelve calendar months, valued at €16,500,000.00 (Sixteen Million
Five Hundred Thousand European Euro) in my branch. Upon maturity, we
sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply.


After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers, PETRO-CI Corporation that my client died from an
automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he did
not leave a will and all attempts to trace his next of kin were
fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that
the deceased person did not declare any next of kin in all his official
documents, including his bank deposit paperwork.


This sum of (€16,500,000.00) is still sitting in the bank and the
interest is rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year.
No one will come forward to claim it. According to the law of Cote
d’Ivoire, at the expiration of 10{Ten} years, the money will l revert to
the ownership of the Cote d’Ivoire government if nobody claims the
funds.


Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to
stand in as the next of kin to deceased person for the fact that you
have same last name with him so that this money will not be reverted by
the government. If this request matches with your inward intention for
success and greatness, then you are urged to make a quick response
indicating your interest and readiness to participate and work with me
to make this successful.


Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in your country. In your
return mail, please do forward your information as listed below if you
are willing to complete this deal with me, to enable me put the total
fund in your name for claim as the next of kin to the deceased person:


(1) Full names:
(2) Private phone number:
(3) Current residential address:
(4) Occupation with company nam:
(5) ID Card or internetional passport:
(6) Age and Sex:


I wait for your urgent reply.


Regards,
Mr.Steven Banny

Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry!


Although I think he's name was David Banner, but this is close enough.

Ah yes Banner

This one is unsure quite who she might be. It fails to inspire confidence.

Yes agree, sounds dodgy mate

I've won the Australian lottery

________________________________________________

Dear Winner,

We are delighted to inform you of your prize which was released today
being 23th September2016, from the Australian International Lottery
program, which is fully based on an electronic selection of winners
using their e-mail address from some sites. Your email address was
attached to ticket number; 4700172507056490102 and serial number
7741134002. This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows
5-13-33-37-42 and bonus number 17, which consequently won the lottery
in the second category.

You hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of USD$1,000,000.00 (ONE
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) in cash credit file ref:
ILP/HW47509/09 from the total cash prize shared amongst eight lucky
winners in this category. All participants were selected through a
computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail
addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle
East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotion
program which is conducted annually. This Lottery was promoted and
sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of
their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where
they have an operational base.

Furthermore, your details (e-mail address) fall within our European
representative office in Amsterdam, Holland as indicated in your play
coupon and your prize of USD$1,000,00000 will be released to you from
this regional office in WEST AFRICA We hope that with part of your
prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.5
Billion international draw. To file for your claim, please contact
your claims agent.

Name:
Email:

When contacting mrs.inga brittahlenius (mrs.ingabrittahlenius064@yahoo.com) please
provide her with the under listed information as soon as possible:

CLAIMS REQUIREMENTS:

1.Name in full:
2.Address:
3.Nationality:
4.Age:
5.Sex:
6.Occupation:
7.Phone:
8.Marital statue

Please quote your reference, batch and winning number which can be
found on the top left corner of this notification as well as your full
name, address and telephone number to help locate your file easily.

Note: all winnings MUST be
claimed before the 20th October 2016; otherwise all funds will be
returned as Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity organizations.

Yours Faithfully,
Coordinator,
mr.Philip John

Yes. How is your marital statue Joe?

...... presently single, married, separated, divorcing.

....... anyway moving on

Good day to you,
I am a banker with China Guangfa Bank. I am sincerely Sorry for bugging into your privacy, it's due to a business deal, l am the Chief Risk Officer and Executive Director of China Guangfa Bank in Hong Kong. I want to present you as the owner of 49.5 million US dollars In my bank since i am the only one aware of the funds due to my investigations. Contact Jamesmorrow1@foxmail.com

Hello My Dear Friend

First of all I will like to thank you for given your attention to read
my mail
i live in Togo but my country of origin is Cote D'Ivoire and my name is
Mellissa Bamba the Wife of late Mr. Gorgers Bamba ,I pray that my plan
with you
Shall be of good success. After reading my message please kindly get
back
To me.

It's my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which i intend to
Establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before but I
believe,
One has to risk confidence in someone to succeed sometimes in life.
There is this amount of 6.5 million you.S dollars (US$6.500, 000.00)
Which my late husband kept in a security company in republic of Togo
before he was
Assassinated by unknown persons on his trip to France.
Now I and my daughter have decided to invest this money in your country
or
Anywhere safe enough for security and political reasons. We want you to
help us
To transfer these funds to your account for investment.

Purposes on the followings below:
1). Telecommunication
2). Automobile manufacturing
3). Five star hotel

I will give you more information consigning the transfer.
i am waiting for your response.
Sincerely,
Melissa Bamba.

Ah La bamba.

From: Mrs. Rachel H. Dolezal <user@screenshots.collabstar.com>
Subject: STOP CONTACTING THOSE PEOPLE!!!!

Good Day to you My Dear friend,

I am Mrs. Rachel H. Dolezal, I am a US citizen, 59 years Old. I reside here in Jacksonville Florida. My residential address is as follows. 11287-5 Estancia Villa Cir, Jacksonville, FL, 32246, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich, I am one of those that took part in The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation NNPC Oil Compensation award payment in Africa many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over US$26,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.So I decided to travel down to Africa with all my compensation documents, AS I where been directed by the ( US homeland security) Director's to contact and meet Barrister George Alex, who is a member of NNPC COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE and representative of the FBI in Africa, so I contacted Barrister George Alex and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.

He took me to the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation NNPC paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $18.5 Million United States Dollar, Moreover,Barrister George Alex, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email address as one of the beneficiaries, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not in anyway with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Barrister George Alex. You have to contact him directly on this information below.

NNPC COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name : Barrister George Alex(Esq)
Email: bargeorgealex0009@gmail.com

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid after I met Barrister George Alex was just US$485 for the paper works, take note of that.

As soon as you contact him he will send you the payment information which you are to use in sending the payment to him in order for him to obtain the document from the court of law there in Nigeria so that your fund can be transfer to you without any delay just the way mine was being transfer to me.

Send him the following details if you know you are ready to have your FUNDS so that as soon as he receive your information he will send to you the payment details for sending him the US$485 that is needed for him to get the document that is needed to make the transfer a successful one and that is that only payment i made to Barrister George Alex and he help me in the transferring of my FUNDS and i most say that you have to contact him so that he will help you the way he help me to Get my FUNDS without any further payment.

Fill Out the information to him if you are ready to get your FUNDS.

Your Full Name:...............
Direct Phone:....................
Your Full Home Address:....................
Country.................
Occupation:.....................
Gender:.........
Age:..............

Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Barrister George Alex so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mrs. Rachel H. Dolezal.
11287-5 Estancia Villa Cir,
Jacksonville, FL, 32246e, FL, 32246

That's a different style

I am a banker by profession and currently holds the position of Chief Auditor in our bank, I have the ability to transfer unclaimed funds of you.S.$ 6.2
m (6.2 million dollars) that belong to one of our late customer, who bear the same last name with you who died in a car crash along with his Family
and no one came to put claim the funds, if left unclaimed the fund will be Transferred to the state treasury in the bank so I invite you to a Deal
where we can facilitate the transfer of this fund, and I promise You 50% as a percentage of the fund will be transferred into your account, meanwhile
here are the needed information from you for the facilitation of the funds.

1.Your First Name
2.Your Last Name
3.Your Telephone number
4.Your Age
5.Your Country
6.Your occupation
7.Your Email Address

I wait to hear from you for more details,

Best Regard,

David Kekeli.

Peace be unto you and your family.

I am Mrs.Alice Shaw from Australia, I am 62 years old and has
breast cancer, and i am presently undergoing treatment at the
Preston Royal Hospital,London United Kingdom, I lost my
husband late Mr. James Shaw 12 years ago without a child of mine.

I have to sell all the properties left by my husband because
the doctors said I have to live less than two months from now.

I deposited funds worth 7.5 million dollars I realized from the
sale of our estate with one of the banks here as family valuable.

I would want to WILL this fortune to you if you are good and
honest person, I will have you contact the bank here and
claim the funds before I die with my lawyer's assistance if
you promise me that you are going to carry out my wishes to
the very last without going contrary.

I look forward to your positive response, and may God bless
you as you carry out my wishes, contact me via my private
email: aliceshaww117634@yahoo.com


Sincerely
Mrs.Alice Shaw.

----- Mensaje original -----
De: Fernando Adolfo Paredes Rivera <fparedes@masvida.cl>
Para: pkezic3@gmail.com
Enviado: Sun, 02 Oct 2016 09:57:46 -0300 (CLT)
Asunto: Re: prix

vous avez gagné neuf cent mille dollars de Microsoft, envoyez nom, pays et tel

Woohoo! I'm going to be rich!

Joe Knight..... ERRRRR

Attention,
This is my second time I am sending you this notification, simple contact Diplomat Mr.Phillip Cooke with your contact information
1. Name,
2. Address,
3. Phone number,
4. Age,
5. Occupation
and your nearest airport to land, so that he can deliver the Atm worth $4.5 Million as he just landed in your country now but misplaced your information, he will give you more details when you re-confirm details. Your personal code is XLA21492014SD use this code to the diplomat Mr.Phillip Cooke, so that he can know that you are the rightful owner of the Card.

Best regard
Mr.joe knight

Why do you get some many of these Joe, are you on the dark web or something? I used to cover West Africa for my company and got loads, but as a private individual I never receive them so must just enjoy your posts It must be because you are a business listed somewhere...

I'm not filling this out again



No idea Mark, they've been arriving in my junk mail for what feels like years, in the beginning I used to delete them until I found it made an entertaining thread and now I share.