What?

Can I be the first too 200% agree?

You really should of thought how percentages work,

I was interested to hear the guy on R4 today who somewhat debunked the myth that "fewer than" was correct in some circumstances (can't be bothered to list them) rather than "less than". He said somebody made up the rule and that "less than" has been used for at least 1000 years. I'm glad he said that because I like language to be correct where it helps precision of meaning but this rule added nothing.

Inbox. When used (usually on social media) as a verb.

"Inbox me hun"

"well jel" in replacement of "I'm somewhat envious of you/your circumstances/something you may possess".

One of my friends used this in a text to me a while back and I was so outraged that I no longer speak to him.

You're just jelly...

A friend said that to me recently and it took me entirely too long to work out that it wasn't a comment about my weight.

To be disambiguated from "Put it in my box, hun."

That would be "your bad" then

your bad what?

Sorry, my bad.

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