Better than what I heard when I drove past some yoof the other week. Shouted "your car's s**t mate". Don't think he realised I had my windows down as I passed. Anyway, I decided to return to the scene of the crime and asked him to repeat to my face exactly what he'd said. He developed an unusual form of mutism and he couldn't even look me in the face as he cycled off at speed. These youngsters...

A case of jealousy....rise above it kick his head in