Went up to Yorkshire for the weekend. On the way, I spent an hour in a traffic jam while a field on fire was extinguished.

Discovered the Golf Balls have gone.

Went for a ride on a steam train. Twice.

Ate in a restaurant I last ate at in 1980 or thereabouts.

Found a picture of my mother from 75 years ago on the wall of a perfect stranger.

Fun weekend in Goathland.

I had to Google Goathland to see if it was a real place or a derogatory term!

Too cryptic for me but sounds like a good trip and at least you came back with your Heart still Beating

I was going to do that gag but you beat me to it! Been there many a time as miniWshy likes his choo choo trains. Too old for the Santa train now though.

Me too, I was thinking Batman

I decorated the house, it was a weird weekend because i could have sworn I am not a grown up yet

Condition of coupe ownership

I dont have one.... so thats not a problem!

I think that may "be" your problem Sam

Growing old: mandatory.

Growing up? Less so...

Barnacle,I don't want to live to be old, I want to die young, as late in life as possible!