I do think that it is wonderful how we can consistently maintain this poor level of humour.

Keep it up.

Paul

Ive been listening to old episodes of Round the Horne, which was on the wireless in the 60s.

One sketch was a wartime drama set in Stalag Luft Limprist.
Well, it was only a little camp.

I thought that my girlfriend had painted her eyebrows on too high.

When I told her, she looked surprised.

The patron saint of copying someone into an email.

St Francis of a CC

What is the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

A husband and his wife were sitting and having coffee watching their 5 children playing.

"Did you ever notice that young Timmy looks nothing like his brothers and sisters?" he asked.

"Yes " she replied.

"Were you ever unfaithful to me ?" he asked.

"Yes"she replied, " I was, and I"m very very sorry."

"So who is Timmys father ?" he asked her,

"You are" she replied.

If a bottle of poison is past it's sell by date,

Is it more poisonous than before ?

The label would say

'Use by end of life'