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Re: The human race is doomed...
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08/11/2007 20:31
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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08/11/2007 20:41
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And she'll have kids lol!
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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08/11/2007 20:43
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WHAT??? How dumb can one be?
Last edited by Pol; 08/11/2007 20:43. Reason: typo
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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08/11/2007 20:44
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I once took a map of East Anglia, showing county outlines but not names, out on the streets of Cambridge to find out what percentage of people knew where they lived. Only four out of ten people correctly identified the outline of Cambridgeshire. Culling may be the only answer, but how will you know when they're dead?
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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08/11/2007 20:47
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 13:30
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Thats shocking^-1
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 14:06
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"I think Camelot are giving people the wrong impression - the card doesn't say to look for a colder or warmer temperature, it says to look for a higher or lower number. Six is a lower number than 8. Imagine how many people have been misled." My impression is that if she has enough noodle to compose a sentence like that she must be just trying it on - hoping to win when she knows she has lost.
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 14:10
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We have a 60-y.o. woman friend who is a qualified nurse, and she doesn't know what type of food a curry is.
When she came back from her holiday last year we asked her where she had been. On being asked where she had been she replied along the lines of "I'm not sure - either the Carribean or the other side of Africa. It was an island with sandy beaches."
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 14:12
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Do you know how long it would take to cull everyone? It's amazing. If some super nasty space alien decided to zap humans at a million a day, every day, it would take about 18 years to get rid of us all, in fact more if you allow for births along the way. I think - or is my maths wrong: 365m a year, 6b people, that's 18, right? I'm not listening to my voices any more, I've got better things to do with the time.
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 14:15
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Yes, Stan, I was afraid of that possibility so I went into denial. Another one: another qualified nurse whom we had invited to our home. Over the phone I carefully went through the directions. "Leave the A55 at junction 23, into Abergele, turn left at the second traffic lights, turn right after ... etc." After I had finished there was a pause, followed by... "Right, do you know where the old police station is?"
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 14:17
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 14:34
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Real conversation with an American woman in Boston. She: Excuse me but .. do you have an accent? Me: No, none. But I think you do. She: Oh really? No, I'm from New York" And another: He: So where are you from, then, ... I mean from London, obviously, but which part? Me: Wales He: Right.. I thought so.
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 15:05
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Well that's better than a human ...they can only do two!
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 15:48
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Doh!!! These kids are leaving college with 10 'O' levels and 'A' levels, yet they cannot speak English [its txt speak], know what a verb or a noun is, and cannot add a few numbers together unless they have a calculator. And they are our future!!!!!! Wonder if she has American parents?? What type of monkey are you Stan? Thought you were an Ape, as you like aping about!! Andy.
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 16:36
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These kids are leaving college with 10 'O' levels and 'A' levels, yet they cannot speak English [its txt speak], know what a verb or a noun is, and cannot add a few numbers together unless they have a calculator. And they are our future!!!!!! Yes because they are taught HOW to pass exams rather than anything useful. I still don't understand why things such as what a mortgage is, pensions, loans/debt for example aren't taught at school.
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 16:40
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It's *Get Stan Friday* is it? Coooool, can I join in too... You have webbed feet and you smell According to JimO, but not stood near Stan yet to comment!! Andy.
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Re: The human race is doomed...
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09/11/2007 16:46
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You dont drive Alfas, you admire the interior!! Andy.
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