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Jedi religion vs Tesco #905149 23/09/2009 21:55 23/09/2009 21:55
Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 23,303 North Wales Theresa OP Former Presidentessa Club member 58
Theresa OP Former Presidentessa Club member 58 Forum Fossil Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 23,303 North Wales	http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/18/jedi-religion-tesco-hood-jones Love Tescos responces

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: Theresa] #905178 23/09/2009 22:18 23/09/2009 22:18
T Truffle Unregistered
Truffle Unregistered T	Brilliant! I dont know who the Head of Communications is for Tescos but to put this in an official press release is just amazing: "If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers."

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: ] #905216 23/09/2009 23:10 23/09/2009 23:10
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 19,937 North wales pinin_prestatyn Forum veteran
pinin_prestatyn Forum veteran Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 19,937 North wales	Sounds about right for Tesco Bangor. Full of freaks. Coopless!

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: pinin_prestatyn] #905260 24/09/2009 00:06 24/09/2009 00:06
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coupedave Unregistered C	Wouldn't need help packing though as they can use the force!! I think the guy that got kicked out is the same one that made front page of the local rag last year!! He and his cousin where practicing their light sabre skills in their back garden when, and wait for it as I thought this was one of the funniest things ever!!, a guy thought he would take the mick out of them so he dressed up as Darth Vader and just over their garden wall and challenged them!!! They felt so threatened they took it to the local paper!!

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: ] #905322 24/09/2009 08:22 24/09/2009 08:22
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,704 Harpenden S sugerbear Je suis un Coupé
sugerbear Je suis un Coupé S Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,704 Harpenden	couldnt he have used a jedi mind trick ?? "{Obi Wan]These are not the hoods you are looking for[/Obi Wan]" How to make a startrek widget cable >> http://tinyurl.com/dyje6fy

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: sugerbear] #905330 24/09/2009 08:37 24/09/2009 08:37
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Eks Unregistered E	So...Tesco is the new hideout for the Sith, Biding their time they are! Fear shall they bring upon us! Destroyed Lidl shall be (It is little known that the Jedi Temple was removed from Corrusant "Long long ago", turned on it's side and broken up into many superstores selling cut price crap) This is big news, and explains Tesco's evil minded nature towards its' staff and suppliers. Last edited by Eks; 24/09/2009 11:43. Reason: Gross gramatical error involving death and destruction!

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: ] #905495 24/09/2009 11:38 24/09/2009 11:38
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pfoe Unregistered P	Lol thats Great

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: ] #905523 24/09/2009 12:22 24/09/2009 12:22
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deanspoors Unregistered D	hahaha thats absolutely class!

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: ] #905602 24/09/2009 14:02 24/09/2009 14:02
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,327 Merthyr tydfil Gareth_M My job on the forum
Gareth_M My job on the forum Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,327 Merthyr tydfil	Originally Posted By: coupedave Wouldn't need help packing though as they can use the force!! I think the guy that got kicked out is the same one that made front page of the local rag last year!! He and his cousin where practicing their light sabre skills in their back garden when, and wait for it as I thought this was one of the funniest things ever!!, a guy thought he would take the mick out of them so he dressed up as Darth Vader and just over their garden wall and challenged them!!! They felt so threatened they took it to the local paper!! Here is the Video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36W4LHS_x...PL&index=31

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: Gareth_M] #905609 24/09/2009 14:13 24/09/2009 14:13
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suba Unregistered S	I've just watched the video - to be honest the chap that is Darth Vader did behave like a bit of a nob rather than he was just having a laugh. I wonder if Tesco's have the same policy against women and Bhurka's? It's very easy to take the p*ss, but.....

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: ] #906049 25/09/2009 09:23 25/09/2009 09:23
Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,748 Pistonheads B Brewster Forum is my life
Brewster Forum is my life B Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,748 Pistonheads	Of course this doesn't cover Burkas. You can't upset Muslims by asking them not hide in public for their belief in a crap, made up, over-dramatised story.

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: Brewster] #906083 25/09/2009 10:21 25/09/2009 10:21
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suba Unregistered S	You've just managed to sum up what I think of pretty much any religion. For example I would certainly say that the new testament is highly dramatised, and indeed most of it is fictional, despite a loose basis of truth, yet a lot of people have based their enitre lives around it.....

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: ] #906125 25/09/2009 11:22 25/09/2009 11:22
Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,748 Pistonheads B Brewster Forum is my life
Brewster Forum is my life B Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,748 Pistonheads	Oh yes, in the spirit of fairness I hold the same contempt for all religions. In the words of Dawkin, we're all atheist about most of the gods the human race has thought up, just some of us go one further.

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: Brewster] #906176 25/09/2009 12:40 25/09/2009 12:40
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,731 Surrey E Emjay Forum is my life
Emjay Forum is my life E Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,731 Surrey	Oh well, in the same spirit of fairness... People can reach a different conclusion on Jesus, but it is good to do so having considered the evidence. Which is something people rarely do (for various reasons). For those interested in evidence, as discomforting as it may be, the New Testament does not readily lend itself to being dismissed because of historical inaccuracy. The rather more problematic question is whether you believe what Jesus said, rather than whether or not you believe he said it. Now how about we all get back on topic? Does our law condemn a man without first hearing him to find out what he has been doing? (John 7:51)

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: Emjay] #906194 25/09/2009 13:06 25/09/2009 13:06
Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,748 Pistonheads B Brewster Forum is my life
Brewster Forum is my life B Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,748 Pistonheads	This is all on topic as far as I can see. The original post was of a story of how someone has been asked to remove a garment covering their face based on the opinion that their religion is silly. I simply take the viewpoint that all religions are silly and as such Muslims, for example, should not be allowed to walk around looking like ninjas.

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: Brewster] #906230 25/09/2009 13:48 25/09/2009 13:48
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Nobby Unregistered N	Brewster, I think the term for a female ninja is Kunoichi.

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: Brewster] #906244 25/09/2009 14:07 25/09/2009 14:07
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,731 Surrey E Emjay Forum is my life
Emjay Forum is my life E Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 6,731 Surrey	Originally Posted By: Brewster This is all on topic as far as I can see. Fortunately, young padawan, the mod force remains strong in me and I can see further . Does our law condemn a man without first hearing him to find out what he has been doing? (John 7:51)

Re: Jedi religion vs Tesco [Re: Emjay] #906372 25/09/2009 17:36 25/09/2009 17:36
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Enforcer Unregistered E	Originally Posted By: Emjay Oh well, in the same spirit of fairness... People can reach a different conclusion on Jesus, but it is good to do so having considered the evidence. Which is something people rarely do (for various reasons). For those interested in evidence, as discomforting as it may be, the New Testament does not readily lend itself to being dismissed because of historical inaccuracy. The rather more problematic question is whether you believe what Jesus said, rather than whether or not you believe he said it. Now how about we all get back on topic? Which, in all fairness, surely, does rather leave the ball in your court. We all know that anyone can, and does, say whatever takes their fancy.

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