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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: PeteP] #1637411
07/12/2019 23:02
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I've just met a Chinese drug addict.He said "Have you seen my cocaine?".
I said "Not since he starred in Zulu".

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1638734
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A couple of days late.

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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1638797
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S. Wales. Way beyond my means
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Got diverted to the wrong airport in Brazil.

It was just a landing strip.

wink

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1640307
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Let's lower the tone a bit.

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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: PeteP] #1640309
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Originally Posted by PeteP
Let's lower the tone a bit.


laugh

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Countrycruising] #1640388
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Originally Posted by Countrycruising
Originally Posted by PeteP
Let's lower the tone a bit.


laugh


Fantastic


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1640435
Yesterday at 10:55
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Trump has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Trump thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over, such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" Trump said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Trump.

The Devil opened a third door. In it, Trump saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Trump looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: PeteP] #1640437
Yesterday at 15:19
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This made my wife & I laugh out loud.... laugh


I'm an old git & happy with it,most of the time
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