An old, blind sailor wandered into an all-girl bikers' bar by mistake.
He found his way to a bar stool and ordered some rum .
After sitting there for awhile, he yelled to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately fell absolutely silent, and in a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him said,"Before you tell that joke, sailor boy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, sailor boy , Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The sailor thought for a second, shook his head, and muttered, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."