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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1655193
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Can't beat a new ( old ) joke.

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1655214
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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1655251
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You Pokémon


Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1655537
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What's old and wrinkled and hangs out your pyjamas ?

Your mum.

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1655790
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Bono and the Edge walk into a pub.
The barman looks up and says: “For goodness sake’s, not U2 again!”

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1656805
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I remember hearing someone ask Bob Monkhouse what sex was like at 70.
He said that it was fine, but not as good as across the road at No 71.

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1657637
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An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1657641
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Ditto

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: PeteP] #1657694
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Originally Posted by PeteP
An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’


This really made me laugh, so did my wife… laugh


I'm an old git & happy with it,most of the time
Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1658452
24/06/2022 16:47
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I would like to believe that this is the genuine article, but somehow I doubt it .

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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: MattM] #1658454
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Looks genuine to me.

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