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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: ] #1674992
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Chuckle chuckle

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: ] #1675001
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Crap joke: M1 roadworks grr


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675633
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Which knight designed King Arthur's round table

Sir Cumference

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675642
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Dunno why they made the bloke who pulled the sword out of the stone king: my money would be on the bloke that got the sword in there in the first place...


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675776
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I cut this out of a magazine many years ago.

It seems to raise its head every so often.

Anyone get it ?

Pete ?

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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675780
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I don't frown

There's got to be some horrendous pun in there, even worse than mine laugh


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675781
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Nor me.


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675782
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West Side Story ??

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675787
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Didn't help Paul, and google was no help either.


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675788
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The show revolves around two lovers, Tony and Maria.

After their first meeting, Tony reminisces by singing the song Maria.

Maria, he thinks, is a beautiful name.



Say it soft, and it's almost like praying !

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675789
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Ah, the irony.... laugh


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675793
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But again, there's a charity version:
Quote

Say it loud and there's music playing
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
It's almost like praying
It's almost like praying
It's almost like praying
It's almost like

Cabo Rojo, Corozal
Naguabo, Guaynabo
San Lorenzo y San Germán
San Sebastián, mi viejo San Juan

Isabela, Maricao
Fajardo, Dorado
Hormigueros, Humacao
Luquillo, Hatillo

Vega Alta, Vega Baja
Toa Alta, Toa Baja, Mayagüez
Yes, otra vez, yes

Aguadilla, Quebradillas
Guayanilla, Juana Díaz
Y Cayey, hey

It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like

Arecibo, Guánica
Culebra, Las Piedras
Orocovis, Guayama
Gurabo, Maunabo

Aguas Buenas, Salinas
Río Grande, Sábana Grande
Yabucoa, Florida
Peñuelas, Santa Isabel

Naranjito, Barranquitas
Carolina, Aibonito, Bayamónm, hey!
Rincón, hey!

Barceloneta, Las Marías
Comerío, Moca, Ponce, Manatí, así

It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like (Yo)

Utuado, Aguada, Adjuntas y Caguas
Canóvanas, Cataño, Juncos y Lajas
Jayuya, Villalba, Arroyo, te amo
La cueva de Camuy, los baños de Coamo

Trujillo Alto, Ceiba, Ciales
La isla de Vieques, El grito de Lares
Yauco, Cidra, Añasco, Patillas
Morovis, Loíza, lo hiciste

Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Lai lo le lo le, le lo le lo lai)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico, Borinquen)
Cien por treinta y cinco la isla completa
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Sí somos Boricua, ha, ahora que se sepa)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico, así es)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico Ho! Ho! Ho!)
ay Puerto Rico, oh oh (ay Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Tierra linda mía, yo te quiero)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (ay Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Mi Puerto Rico, ah)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Mi Puerto Rico, yeah)
Say it soft and it's almost like praying


So perhaps a reference in there somewhere?


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675794
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laugh

One of many (I suspect) bitter-sweet sentimental ditties about impoverished and down-trodden Latin-American countries frown


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675808
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Did Barnacle take that down in shorthand as Anita strummed her guitar and sang ?

It would ruin my week if it was a cut and paste job.

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675809
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Maria was a seamstress

Which is where the ironing comes in

Paul

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675817
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Your pun merely shows up my lack of plot knowledge laugh


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675825
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Related to an earlier post: what should I do if a bird craps on my car?

A: get a new girlfriend, of course!


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675833
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Sad news. Gary Simpson , the chap who invented the small round tubs that theatres and cinemas sell ice cream in, has died.

He was buried in a round coffin with a little spade under the lid.

Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675838
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Nearly as bad as the recently reported death of the gent who developed Pot Noodles.

At the funeral, they lifted the lid of the coffin, poured in boiling water, and waited two minutes... just to be sure.


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Re: Crap joke thread [Re: Anonymous] #1675841
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Another notable who died recently was the eminent plastic surgeon Dame Polly Ethe-Lynn.

Rather tragic really: one freezing cold night she went to sleep too close to an open fire and melted.


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