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Re: Crap joke thread
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Re: Crap joke thread
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Re: Crap joke thread
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17/03/2025 19:13
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Didn't help Paul, and google was no help either.
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I unplugged a row of electric cars that nobody was using.
I even unplugged my own.
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Re: Crap joke thread
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18/03/2025 10:30
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But again, there's a charity version:
Say it loud and there's music playing
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
It's almost like praying
It's almost like praying
It's almost like praying
It's almost like
Cabo Rojo, Corozal
Naguabo, Guaynabo
San Lorenzo y San Germán
San Sebastián, mi viejo San Juan
Isabela, Maricao
Fajardo, Dorado
Hormigueros, Humacao
Luquillo, Hatillo
Vega Alta, Vega Baja
Toa Alta, Toa Baja, Mayagüez
Yes, otra vez, yes
Aguadilla, Quebradillas
Guayanilla, Juana Díaz
Y Cayey, hey
It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like
Arecibo, Guánica
Culebra, Las Piedras
Orocovis, Guayama
Gurabo, Maunabo
Aguas Buenas, Salinas
Río Grande, Sábana Grande
Yabucoa, Florida
Peñuelas, Santa Isabel
Naranjito, Barranquitas
Carolina, Aibonito, Bayamónm, hey!
Rincón, hey!
Barceloneta, Las Marías
Comerío, Moca, Ponce, Manatí, así
It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like (Yo)
Utuado, Aguada, Adjuntas y Caguas
Canóvanas, Cataño, Juncos y Lajas
Jayuya, Villalba, Arroyo, te amo
La cueva de Camuy, los baños de Coamo
Trujillo Alto, Ceiba, Ciales
La isla de Vieques, El grito de Lares
Yauco, Cidra, Añasco, Patillas
Morovis, Loíza, lo hiciste
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Lai lo le lo le, le lo le lo lai)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico, Borinquen)
Cien por treinta y cinco la isla completa
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Sí somos Boricua, ha, ahora que se sepa)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico, así es)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico Ho! Ho! Ho!)
ay Puerto Rico, oh oh (ay Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Tierra linda mía, yo te quiero)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (ay Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Mi Puerto Rico, ah)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Mi Puerto Rico, yeah)
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
So perhaps a reference in there somewhere?
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Re: Crap joke thread
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24/03/2025 13:49
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Another notable who died recently was the eminent plastic surgeon Dame Polly Ethe-Lynn.
Rather tragic really: one freezing cold night she went to sleep too close to an open fire and melted.
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I unplugged a row of electric cars that nobody was using.
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Re: Crap joke thread
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27/03/2025 13:33
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In a recent visit back to Cornwall I met up with a retired Shell Tankers UK Captain I sailed with some years ago.
He told me how, to supplement his pension, he had leased a three story building in Union Street, Plymouth's answer to Canal Street, Amsterdam, Reeperbahn, Hamburg and Bugis Street Singapore.
In order to create something different he employed housewives on the first floor, ex models on the second and school teachers on the third.
He soon noticed the top floor seemed to be attracting far more customers than the other two, so in order to find why, installed hidden listening devices in each room.
Tuning in to the ground floor, the housewives, he heard "wipe your feet, don't just throw your coat down, hang it up properly etc etc".
On the second floor, the ex models, he heard "don't mess my hair, I have just done my make up, so don't spoil it and you're creasing my dress " etc.
Tuning into the top floor, silence for about 15 minutes. Beginning to think there was a fault in the bug he suddenly heard "Now we will do that again and again until you get it right".
16VT and X1/9 1500
We must all do our part for the planet.
I unplugged a row of electric cars that nobody was using.
I even unplugged my own.
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