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Re: Crap joke thread
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16/12/2024 22:45
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Re: Crap joke thread
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16/03/2025 19:43
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Re: Crap joke thread
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17/03/2025 19:13
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Didn't help Paul, and google was no help either.
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I even unplugged my own.
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Re: Crap joke thread
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18/03/2025 10:30
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But again, there's a charity version:
Say it loud and there's music playing
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
It's almost like praying
It's almost like praying
It's almost like praying
It's almost like
Cabo Rojo, Corozal
Naguabo, Guaynabo
San Lorenzo y San Germán
San Sebastián, mi viejo San Juan
Isabela, Maricao
Fajardo, Dorado
Hormigueros, Humacao
Luquillo, Hatillo
Vega Alta, Vega Baja
Toa Alta, Toa Baja, Mayagüez
Yes, otra vez, yes
Aguadilla, Quebradillas
Guayanilla, Juana Díaz
Y Cayey, hey
It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like
Arecibo, Guánica
Culebra, Las Piedras
Orocovis, Guayama
Gurabo, Maunabo
Aguas Buenas, Salinas
Río Grande, Sábana Grande
Yabucoa, Florida
Peñuelas, Santa Isabel
Naranjito, Barranquitas
Carolina, Aibonito, Bayamónm, hey!
Rincón, hey!
Barceloneta, Las Marías
Comerío, Moca, Ponce, Manatí, así
It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like praying (Puerto Rico)
It's almost like (Yo)
Utuado, Aguada, Adjuntas y Caguas
Canóvanas, Cataño, Juncos y Lajas
Jayuya, Villalba, Arroyo, te amo
La cueva de Camuy, los baños de Coamo
Trujillo Alto, Ceiba, Ciales
La isla de Vieques, El grito de Lares
Yauco, Cidra, Añasco, Patillas
Morovis, Loíza, lo hiciste
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Lai lo le lo le, le lo le lo lai)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico, Borinquen)
Cien por treinta y cinco la isla completa
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Sí somos Boricua, ha, ahora que se sepa)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico, así es)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico Ho! Ho! Ho!)
ay Puerto Rico, oh oh (ay Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Tierra linda mía, yo te quiero)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (ay Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Mi Puerto Rico, ah)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Puerto Rico)
Puerto Rico, oh oh (Mi Puerto Rico, yeah)
Say it soft and it's almost like praying
So perhaps a reference in there somewhere?
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Re: Crap joke thread
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24/03/2025 13:49
24/03/2025 13:49
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Another notable who died recently was the eminent plastic surgeon Dame Polly Ethe-Lynn.
Rather tragic really: one freezing cold night she went to sleep too close to an open fire and melted.
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Re: Crap joke thread
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27/03/2025 13:33
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In a recent visit back to Cornwall I met up with a retired Shell Tankers UK Captain I sailed with some years ago.
He told me how, to supplement his pension, he had leased a three story building in Union Street, Plymouth's answer to Canal Street, Amsterdam, Reeperbahn, Hamburg and Bugis Street Singapore.
In order to create something different he employed housewives on the first floor, ex models on the second and school teachers on the third.
He soon noticed the top floor seemed to be attracting far more customers than the other two, so in order to find why, installed hidden listening devices in each room.
Tuning in to the ground floor, the housewives, he heard "wipe your feet, don't just throw your coat down, hang it up properly etc etc".
On the second floor, the ex models, he heard "don't mess my hair, I have just done my make up, so don't spoil it and you're creasing my dress " etc.
Tuning into the top floor, silence for about 15 minutes. Beginning to think there was a fault in the bug he suddenly heard "Now we will do that again and again until you get it right".
16VT and X1/9 1500
We must all do our part for the planet.
I unplugged a row of electric cars that nobody was using.
I even unplugged my own.
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Re: Crap joke thread
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29/05/2025 13:30
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger...In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days. "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?' The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the Horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse. But I will still kill you in two days." "What is your SECOND request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your LAST request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse...alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen Very Carefully!!! "FOR...THE...LAST...TIME..."
"BRING POSSE"
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Re: Crap joke thread
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30/05/2025 10:25
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